I-Ready

I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.

Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!

Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr

In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(

Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway

Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!

by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023

And I oop

IT'S WHAT FUCKING ANNOYING BITCH ASS VSCO GILS WANNA BE FUCKING TRIPPIN WITH "and I oop" "and I oop" . AND WITH THEIR "Save the turtles" TURTLES MY ASS

iM a vScO gIrL I SaVe tHe tUrTlEs, aNd I oOp 🐢

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019

And I OOP

An extremely annoying and overused word, in the vsco girl culture. You will often see vsco girls and boys using this term. It has no solid meaning at the moment but can be used in almost any sentence.

Girl one:AND I OOP- KSKSKS

Girl two: and I OOP-! You dropped your hydro flask! Skksksks

by Emtoocoolforu September 10, 2019

I wee

The new term that replaced i see

Omar : The test was so hard that i kicked the teacher in the balls
Jiji : I wee

by OmarAmoifek July 12, 2020

I prescritti

Common way to define the Italian football club Inter, following the new hidden phone interception of the Calciopoli scandal that proved their involvement they choose the prescrizione.

I prescritti cartonati festeggiano per il trofeo rubato.

by Accademia della crusca March 17, 2021

i-696

A highway that runs between 10 and 11 mile road just north of Detroit in the suburbs. This highway is well known for the fact that cops don't pull speeders over. For this reason, locals push the cars made in their own city to their limits and drive as fast as they possibly can down this stretch of highway.

"How fast does this car go?"
"Exactly 138 miles per hour"
"How do you know the exact speed?"
"I couldn't quite get it up to 139 on I-696"

by Ksheets September 25, 2017

I Cap

Is said when retarded child is trying to imply that he is Captain America

Timmy (retard) : Heyyyy guys I cap

Rodger: Ok

by HoopingCricket February 4, 2023