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shit dick bitch

A person who stinks so bad that you just want to kill them.
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha- Watsup Sexy Can I Suck Yo Dick
Me- YOU SHIT DICK BITCH! (Yells Very Loudly) If You Don't Get The Fuck Away From Me
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha - (She tries to touch me)
Me - (I Kill Latasha With Some Soap And Deodorant Repeliant)
....😩😂
by Keivon Moesley January 16, 2018
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SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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No Shit

When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity
Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????

Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
by FryDom December 15, 2018
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i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck
Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME
by Zraco January 3, 2020
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Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.
Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes
by ItsNorth April 11, 2020
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Shit, guy.

90's Toronto slang rooted in suburban BIPOC Carribean and Gino culture meaning that's too bad or as an exclamation

Pronounced "shit giyee"
Example 1
My car broke down
Shit, guy.

Example 2
Shit, guy; Maryam's looking goooood.
by Tee.Tee.Cee. January 11, 2022
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Shit

School is shit
by Icewallowcom July 1, 2020
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