Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
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A man who used to serve a purpose but who's shine has faded to equal that of the rusted old vehicles he used to be assigned to, the difference being that they can be restored while he is too far gone to be worth the gas it would take to transport him for scrap.
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
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