Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

by mithyard June 24, 2021

Thotting out

When your friend you hang out with a lot stops hanging out with you to chase a girl.

Man i fucking hate Matt he is thotting out on me.

by ModernTurk November 17, 2017

keep the barrel side out

To play down an argument in your in-group in favour of focusing on dealing with an out-group

“Let’s keep the barrel side out , fight the enemy; not each other.”

by IUseThe725 November 13, 2020

Hear me out

Three words you do NOT want to hear when seeing anything.

Hear me out, hear me out.

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

another clean shirt ought to see you out

(phrase) | to appear quite sickly, almost to the point of deathly ill-looking

“you look very ill, another clean shirt ought to see you out. you look as if you'll soon be dead”

by yeraurasux June 2, 2024

Out-mouth

n. Anus

Are you experiencing pain in your out-mouth after your visit to the proctologist?

by Carter85 March 5, 2021