I smell bacon

Means there is a cop near by
You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
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MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.
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I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025
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I Hahad(Hahahd)

More then smile and less then real laugh. Similar to I lol'd, but more honest term. Bcuz people didn't really laughed in most times when they write lol or I lol'd, and especially not out loud.
Some random solid joke anywhere on internet
-I Hahad(Hahahd)
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i-girl

an internet girl. an internet addicted teenage girl. a girl addicted to her computer. an 8-bit slut. the succubi of the internet. drives up electric bills with extreme electronic usage. found in the trashiest corners of the interweb. digital media scalper. adrenaline and electronic junkie. speaks in code and kaomojis. hoards video game consoles, flip phones, and various computers. enjoys internet spelunking.
that girl online that you like isn’t real! she’s just an i-girl!

there are differences between e-girls and i-girls! but both of them are degenerates.
by myspace grlfriend November 14, 2024
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I fucked your mom

What your dad did
What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom
by A_Bum January 27, 2023
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I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.
Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn
by XenoGent February 04, 2022
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