Thot’s Why

A phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment to a thot.

You: I Wanna get some Dick for my pussy.
Me: Thot’s why she’s crazy.

by gregben February 22, 2022

why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

Skay-why

A certain moment when you say or do something that indicates your brain is brocken.

“yo dude I just had a skay-why moment.”

“did she just have a skay-why moment? wow her brain must be brocken.”

by Cupcakinator909 (Anix Fan) March 5, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE

A saying used by someone who is offended by someones foolish actions and believe that due to their dumbness they are single.

ALEX: HAHA DARREN I TOOK YOUR PARKING SPOT OF 17 YEARS EVEN THOUGH THEIRS PLENTY OF OTHER SPOTS.
DARREN: THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE

by CHIPSANDSAUCE January 13, 2026

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.

You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

by Eric Altman January 20, 2026