Liberty University

An evangelical Christian university located in Lynchburg, VA.

Contains some of the most caring, loving, genuine followers of Jesus in the world; but is also a breeding ground for disgusting hypocrisy and self-righteous prigs.

The residential students are the only ones who really learn anything, but they are constantly abused and forgotten by Jerry Falwell Jr. because the online program rakes in more money for the school. The residential program is a joke (except for nursing, engineering, biology, and philosophy), and the online students learn jack-shit to get a bull-shit degree.

LU has some very good professors, some of the smartest and best in their fields, but the university pays them relatively little, forces them to teach 100-level online courses instead of REAL classes, over-schedules them every semester, fires many every year without giving any reason, and refuses to allow them to conduct research.

The pathetic athletics program, "fun" diversions, landscaping, and facilities are given top priority. Academics and research are discouraged and often forbidden.

The financial aid office, registrar, human resources, LU police department, and auditors all vie every semester to see who can steal the most money (even government aid) from the students.

The "Liberty Way" student conduct policy is alternately conveniently ignored and zealously, legalistically enforced.

Jerry Falwell, Jr.: "Welcome to Liberty University, the most exciting university in the world!"
Any LU student: "Dude, Liberty just drained my bank account because they charged me twice for tuition and stole my financial aid and scholarship money. And they just canceled classes that I need to graduate until every fourth year, so I need to stay another year. Fuck this shit..."
Jerry Jr.: "But we built a new stadium with the money we stole from you and what we saved from firing your professors! Liberty University is exciting! Also, you are fined $500 for your use of profanity, so that we can buy more mulch."

Liberty University by LUgrad April 29, 2011

Western Carolina University 

A school in the middle of nowhere, but it's still pretty kick-ass. It has basically the best marching band anywhere, it's kind of a big deal, & it makes up for the shitty football. Not really a big party school, but definitely a big sit-in-your-room-on-a-weeknight-drinking-with-your-lame-ass-friends school. It rains practically everyday and it's way too cold. But you can't help but love it!

"Why'd you pick Western Carolina University?"
"The Band"

Western Carolina University by WoahSon February 18, 2010

Lock Haven University 

A primarily white college in the middle of no mans land, Pennsylvania. Parties all night, study all day. The college kids dont give a shit about townies and run the entire town.
It dont matter if ur black, white, latino or russian, Everyone parties together. School also has a lot of international students who are very hott. The school is about 15 mins away from State college where a lot of people go to party. Good school to get ur shyt done and graduate in time, while also having a good time. Some people think its boring because they never take the time to have fun with other people, instead they stick with the same cliques and complain when they get bored.

Lock Haven University the place where girls are hot and naked girls skinny dipping in the dike are even hotter.

Lock Haven University by That guy who is at every party July 22, 2009

Towson University 

Towson University is home to some of the most unique college students in the nation. A very up and coming division 1 college. Party school with gorgeous girls, but most students take studies seriously even with partying.
academics
Towson accelerates in sports medicine psychology and business. An excellent business program. Students report classes are rough but manageable. choice of teachers is crucial as well as schedule .. NO FRIDAYS! Towson has a beautiful brand new art building and shows are performed regularly.
social scene
A huge stoner school with beautiful women. Most kids who attend get ridiculously drunk and will admit to blacking out at least once a weekend, if not all 3 nights. Thursdays are huge club nights in Baltimore. Free drink specials at clubs on college night is a huge attraction. Out of state kids admit to spending a ton of money while down/up at school and seem to never regret spending a cent. Your experience is most likley defined by the friends you meet and hang out with . If you find the right friends (which you will if you like to have a good time, and are not the shyest kid in the world)your experience will be incredible.
Bottom line TOWSON IS THE BEST COLLEGE ON THE EAST COAST TO ATTEND.

my friends came down to Towson University for a weekend and did not want to ever leave.

Towson University by yessssszzsssssir December 31, 2008

University of Florida 

1) A decent school in Florida, a state which inflates its high school GPAs for the benefit of college ranking.

2) A place where students who have never left the state of Florida for some reason think their degrees are of the same merit as degrees from universities like UCLA, UC Berkeley, Stanford, Dartmouth, Yale, Harvard, Fordham, Virginia, etc., etc., etc...

3) The home of the Gator Nation.

"I've never left Florida, so as far as I'm concerned, UF is the best school in the U.S.A., or the world for that matter."

"Where did you attend school?"
"Ivy-League"
"Really? I graduated from Columbia!. Where are you from?"
"University of Florida. Go gators; the south will rise again."


By the way, UF is ***NOT*** listed as "public ivy" either.

The original eight Public Ivies list by Moll (1985):2
College of William & Mary (Williamsburg, Virginia)
Miami University (Oxford, Ohio)
University of California6
University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
University of Texas at Austin
University of Vermont (Burlington)
University of Virginia (Charlottesville)

University of Florida by Independent Thinker January 23, 2009

University School of Nashville 

A beautiful school across from Vanderbilt University in Nashville where students wear true religion jeans and whose parents are well known in the music business. There's no football team and sports teams are pathetic, while the academics are intense. Students can use their cellphones any time in between classes and can leave campus for food or drinks nearby at Mellow Mushroom, CVS, Panera etc. The school is notorious for having a high Jewish population and for its immense diversity. Friend groups are always shifting and a tradition has begun called "Bro Day," when the cocky kids wear their expensive Vineyand Vines seersucker and patterned ties to school. Pictures of yachts and polo matches are hung up and they sit in the hallway during the day drinking sparking cider and talking like the upper class wasps they truly are.

A: Dude, do you see how many asians there are over there.

B: Yeah and all those black kids are there too with the bros

A: And there are like five gingers too

B: Typical University School of Nashville, too much diversity

University School of Nashville by newkidontheblock1234 January 3, 2011

Indiana University 

University in Bloomington, Indiana.
Known for having good basketball teams (bob knight) and bad football teams.

AKA: IU

Rival is Purdue.

Billy: "Did Indiana University win the Big 10 Tourney this year?"
Me: "No, they lost by 1 to Ohio St."

:(

Indiana University by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006