Anu's Touch

Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!
by trilliam turdsworth May 08, 2023
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 16, 2025
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Summer butt touch

It is originated from Barbie in a mermaid tail that had a song that said summer sunshine which was later changed to summer butt touch. The word means to go to a beach in Malibu in the summer and start touching boy's and girl's butts regardless of your gender.
Summer butt touch, the sky's and the beach and gettin' a tan! Summer butt touch! Oh, oh! Oh, oh!
by OllieKazam December 22, 2017
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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
by Your Mom692 February 09, 2023
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Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.
by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009
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