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touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section
Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
by urbdictinger February 24, 2025
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Touched by an angel

A celestial twist on the classic Tulsa Tornado in which a group of people will gather in a circle, while one person (The Angel) attaches himself/herself to a moving ceiling fan and slaps everyone in the face with their penis or a strap-on, depending on anatomy. The Angel wears a halo and a pair of white wings while organ music plays in the background.
Morris: How was your date last night?
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.
by DinnerRollGirl15 June 30, 2025
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a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
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Touch touch attention

When your girl wants physical attention but not sexually
Girl: touch touch attention

Boy: *rubs her back*
Girl: *purrs in love*
by Girl worlds June 2, 2020
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I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Spiritual Button Touch

A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch
Dametris hit my machine with a spiritual Button touch now I've got $40.
by PhatMamaJones June 15, 2024
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Touch of the tiz

Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.
Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"

Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
by EdgarBraintree May 8, 2016
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