Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.

If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."

by anonymous June 19, 2024

Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"

"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"

by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024

touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥

*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

Modis Touch

The opposite of Midas Touch. A person who turns things to shit instead of gold.

You : Hey man, don't give the project to Mike.
Shem : Why not?
You : He has the Modis Touch, things he gets involved with, gets demonetized.
Shem : Fuck man, you should have told me that earlier. Next time, I will vote against him.

by Sambit Patra January 2, 2019

Inteli-Touch

A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.

I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

touched

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

by paxrox December 5, 2021

Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.

I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016