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van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
by hernybern March 18, 2024
mugGet the van-guzzlemug.

vans diana

a mere misspelling of canadian made by our beloved charlotte
" what's milk2go? "
" it's a brand milk here in Canada "
" oh must be vans diana "
" tf i meant canadian "
by addicted2bananamilk July 14, 2019
mugGet the vans dianamug.
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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Van Pham

she loves cats. idk why. but she does.
by nutsie October 12, 2022
mugGet the Van Phammug.

van Bos

A male person with a beard and a wooden-plank like (rigid) body.

This is commonly used in the west of the Netherlands.
He can't even pick his own keys from the ground. This guy is like a van Bos.

It looks like the guy never shaves his beard. He is like a van Bos.
by Kozie87 August 28, 2012
mugGet the van Bosmug.

Van

He is a funny, but he is always acting sarcastic. He is the type of person to make a person laugh.
It will always be used as a subject. There is always space for Van
by regoneregina November 22, 2023
mugGet the Vanmug.

van quie quie

Coolest cat in the whole world. Usually given to someone by a mean jerk named Zach, but still loved by many. Van for short, nobody could ever be a cooler cat.
Damn, that Van Quie Quie is the best cat ever!
by vanquiequiethecat April 7, 2017
mugGet the van quie quiemug.

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