Thomas

Gets carried by Cetrix most of the time, good igl but Cetrix is better. Thomas doesn’t choke unless he’s against Cetrix. He knows Cetrix is Daddy

Thomas gets carried by Cetrix

by Daddy Cetrix October 31, 2020

Felix Tansey-Thomas

A Man with a dump truck of an ass

Oh daymmm, look at that Felix Tansey-Thomas. That thing is juicy

by Nattybattytwatty November 24, 2021

Thomas

Thomas has a 12 inch to know that is bound to get stuck

Thomas is tuna is long

by Big AF tuna September 23, 2019

Amani Thomas

Has a crush on you

……’re mom

Hey, I think Amani Thomas has a crush on your mom

by Amanini January 4, 2023

Thomas-Pham

Is smart and cool, can do amazing things to the extent of being superhuman. If asian he will be a prodigy and is kind. Usually can defeat someone easily in hand to hand combat.

Does NOT buy a mug for his sister-in-law larisa

Thomas-Pham Is just outstanding

by VincentSisterinlawLarisa October 19, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is pretty much the perfect guy. Effortlessly smart, funny, attractive, athletic, kind, very tall…. the list goes on and on. He might seem cold, but his personality is anything but that. He can make anyone smile with his jokes or endearing awkwardness. You are very lucky if you’re friends with Thomas; arguably even luckier if you’re dating him. He’s just an amazing person to be around and be with.

“Who is that extremely attractive guy over there?”
“I don’t know, but his name must be Thomas”

by Jikster<3 May 26, 2022

disciplining thomas

Code for male masturbation

My mom caught me disciplining thomas

by lavonasuccuboso May 31, 2011