Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.

Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.

by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011

Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Reef Monkey

Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.

I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.

by definer222222 February 25, 2019

Hello Monkeys

Hello Monkeys, also a greeting to the saiyans, this shows true dominance, or to the black races.

The saiyans wanted to be noticed by Frieza senpai, they did Frieza said, Hello Monkeys then blew them up.

by Brain Hatchet February 28, 2019

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018