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Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.
"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."
by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023
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escapism season

the season where you listen to the song escapism. the season starts at the end of november and ends at the end of january.
time: december 1st

everyone: ITS ESCAPISM SEASON
then you start listening to escapism
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 28, 2023
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Open Season

Open Season is Such A Family Guy Rip Off
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Silly Season (Formula 1)

The period of time (usually in the months of December and January) where drivers change teams in the sport of Formula One, with driver moves usually being big news in the Formula One community.
Person 1: Dude, have you seen this year's Silly Season (Formula 1)?
Person 2: Yeah, I know, shit is wild.
by KolompicF1 December 23, 2023
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Silly Season (Formula 1)

A period of time (usually in the months of December and January) where drivers switch teams, usually triggered by a driver Retirment or rookie entering the sport. The term is widely used in the god forsaken F1 twitter and F1 news.
Person 1: Dawg, have you seen the Silly Season (Formula 1) this year?
Person 2: I know, shit is wild.
by KolompicF1 December 23, 2023
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kodama season

The man keeping this site alive and well.
Kodama season? He’s keeping this site alive and well.
by Nooneofconcern December 27, 2023
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Hollywood season

Giulia just said this to you and you feel really fucking stupid
“It’s the Hollywood season” (you think she meant to say holiday but she didn’t)
by Giuls December 27, 2023
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