A good fun alternative to life, sex, career, friends, money, and power. All of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from education.
student 1: I soooo got an A on the test by pulling an all nighter. Doing all that studying outside of school really paid off.
student 2: Yeh that's awesome! It's kind of like being great at hacky sack in terms of not getting laid.
student 2: Yeh that's awesome! It's kind of like being great at hacky sack in terms of not getting laid.
by Trynidee December 28, 2005
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A state of Depression everyone goes through. If you like school your a freaking weirdo. If your reading this at school your depression is being cured slowly. Stay strong trooper!!!
"Are you ready for school honey?" Jordan's mom said. "Noooooooooo! Not back to Hell!" Jordan said. "What?" Jordan's mom said. Then Jordan got beat and went to school.
by Wasd school sucks May 22, 2019
Get the School mug.A mentally and physically draining jail-like government facility, which makes children Hope for the week to be over. It also specializes in teaching kids to use algebra to cross the street.
by Pseudonym#404 April 27, 2021
Get the School mug.A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.
Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.
Also see: Prison
Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.
*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.
*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*
Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.
Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.
Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.
Also see: Prison
Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.
*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.
*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*
Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.
Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.
Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.
Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.
(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.
(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
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