pub rules

Don't discuss politics or religion.

Abide by the pub rules or sling yer hook!

by nuntoopleased! February 7, 2021

dating rules

1) NO CHEATING

2) trust each other (don't break it)

3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)

4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)

5) keep each other safe

6) if male don't text other girls

7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER

9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY

10) cute nicknames are a must

The 10 dating rules are very important to know when together.

by Carebear169 March 26, 2020

5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

by Amy the red May 31, 2020

Rule <13

Similar to rule 34. If it exists, there is a loli version of it. This simply changes the appearance of the character, not the age.

Shadman has drawn rule <13 of Overwatch characters.

by LaughOutLoudi November 13, 2021

Alexander Rules

When your mom doesn't like to read rules for board games, so she makes them up on her own as you play.

Hey don't I get a point for That?

No man, my mom is here. We are playing by Alexander rules.

by Ladyrimer July 31, 2017

road rules

a reality television show that originated on MTV that has 6 people live in a motor home, travel, and complete missions such as bungee jumping or eating bugs for money and prizes.

That guy Donell from the show "road rules" really sucks!

by stillettobob July 18, 2003

Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!

"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.

by Bretorious April 30, 2011