jelly punch

to slap someone open handed across the face with a fist full of jelly, or a jelly sandwich

Natalie you better stop eating small and large cock before I jelly punch your ass!

by cdeihl December 04, 2008

pancho punch

The hispanic member of the Otter Popstars band.

The pink otter pop

Artist of "Viva Amor"

"What's your favorite otter pop flavor, mine's Pancho Punch"

by ambercrombi July 15, 2005

Twilight Punch

When you are having sex with a girl, and you punch her in head hard enough to leave a bruise and knock her out, then you implant your seed and leave.

Edward Cullen totally pulled a Twilight Punch while having sex with Bella.

by StopAndGo November 04, 2009

punching the ignition

A term used to described and ignition of a car in order for the car to be stolen without a key.

The car thieve stole the car by punching the ignition.

by guy who got my ignition punche September 09, 2009

slut punch

verb; if you can't pronounce slut punched, you're an idiot

To be punched really hard.

A slut punch is a combination of a bitch slap, pimp slap, sucker punch, and every violent move to the face. It would really hurt to be slut punch and you'd probably be sore for a very long time. You'd have a black eye for possible 3 months. Do not ever get slut punched. You've been warned.

(1) If you don’t pass me the salt shaker, I will slut punch you.

(2) Katie: Omg, Diana, what happened?
Diana: Jasmine slut punched me.
Katie: Oh fuck, that's going to be there for a long time.
Diana: Yeah, it felt like I got hit in the face by a cows utter.

(3) Oh my gosh! If she doesn’t back off my man, I will slut punch her!

by jasminebui July 25, 2010

cigarette punch

Punching someone in the face while holding a lit cigarette between your middle finger and your ring finger, causing physical pain as well as a burn mark.

If Karen pisses me off one more time I'm gonna cigarette punch her in her fucking face.

by the abominable greek November 30, 2010

falcon punch

v. The act of forcefully shoving one's fist - in a punching motion - up a female's rectum during intercourse, often whilst shouting "Falcon Punch!" Also referred to as fisting or buttrape, though those don't include the catchy punching words =D Taken from Captain Falcon.

"I love it in the butt!"
"FALCON PUNCH."
"AUGH."

by Lucifer Ann October 21, 2007