poop shards

1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.

2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.

1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.

by Mackerel shit storm February 9, 2014

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Poop-a-Loops

Taking a shit so big that it leaves rings around the toilet.

I think the Mexican food I had last night was the main contributor to this mornings poop-a-loops.

by Falz October 24, 2008

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Ninja Poop

The act of pooping while having a conversation with someone on the phone

"My poop quickly turned into a ninja poop when my boss called."

by drewh762 October 14, 2011

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Poop Party

Make A Big Poop In A Bag And Throw it At People :)

Paper:Hey Bob My Friends Having A Poop Party

Bob: Ohh Great I Love Bags Of Throwing Poop!

Bob& Paper:Poop Partys Yayy!

by Cornflakes1125 March 25, 2012

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poop square

the symbol for the national federation of poop enthusiasts

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"All stand and pledge to the poop square"

by Jesse Owensby May 4, 2008

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Poop dealer

When the squad got the shy guy, the annoying one, the jock, and of corse the poop dealer; the fecal distributer; when you trapping so hard you mass produce your own fecal matter

Yo imma poop dealer you need some fecal matter

by Obunga Dunga September 20, 2019

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