Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...

Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL

by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021

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Used to define the most kawaiiest person alive.

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Dan Quayle

A former Vice President who avoided the Vietnam War draft by joining the Indiana National Guard. He embarrassed George Bush by his unbelievably idiotic remarks. One such case was that he panned the popular TV show 'Murphy Brown' because the FICTIONAL main title character (portrayed by Candace Bergen) had an adulterous affair. It was 'against Family Values' in his book. He was too stupid to realize that it was just a comedic (with a little drama) FICTIONAL TV show, not 'encouraging' anything. A stuck-up spoiled immature dum-dum boy. A moron.

After George Bush lost his reelection bid to Bill Clinton in 1992, he stated that he was going to retire to be a full time grandpa, and write his memoirs. They came out nearly 9 years later. He's had a colorful illustrious life and many changes occurred during his 8 years as Reagan's Vice President and 4 as President. As for having Dan Quayle as his Vice President; all he wrote was, 'My God! What was I thinking?!!'.

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