crank my nipples

When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps

Hey Dan crank my nipples¥

by Jack the cranked December 6, 2017

the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a May 31, 2018

going nipples-up

going bra-less, particularly in cases of individuals with perky or hard nipples.

did you see the top she wore last night? I'm sure she was going nipples-up!

by zazamua November 11, 2013

pippy long nipples

pippy long nipples are a set of firm nipples that can erect into a really long length and low key use it to whack all the useless bitchs back where they came from.

Ow! Your pippy long nipples slapped the shit out of me!

by the pips of the long nipples January 20, 2016

Beer Flavoured Nipples

A woman who somehow attracts tons of men.

"Damn, she's in her 6th relationship?"
"Yeah, I know it's crazy. She has some beer flavoured nipples or sumthin'..."

by kornymf June 28, 2023

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019