crank my nipples

When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps

Hey Dan crank my nipples¥

by Jack the cranked December 6, 2017

nipple dee jo

1. (N) Nipple of Dee Jo. Big, but very little at times, making the nipples multiply into 4-10 small nipples. 2. (N) Disease from Dee Jo in which nipples can be shockingly big, and may multiply into 4-10 nipples.

1. "Hey, Dee Jo, what's up with your nipples?"

"I got Nipple Dee Jo. Nipple me."

2. "Dude, I heard you got Nipple Dee Jo disease."

"Yeah, I have 8 nipples right now. Wanna see?"

by Caca PooPoo PeePee Shart December 4, 2013

baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 17, 2017

pippy long nipples

pippy long nipples are a set of firm nipples that can erect into a really long length and low key use it to whack all the useless bitchs back where they came from.

Ow! Your pippy long nipples slapped the shit out of me!

by the pips of the long nipples January 20, 2016

Nipple Tassel(ing)

When you rub/flick your nipples with sheer force and urge.

"Excuess me miss what nice nipples you have"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"

by Militzz October 14, 2015

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a May 31, 2018

ear nipple rape

its something that makes your ears die

kill me now my ear nipple rape

by yuhbegavthhreaiht October 23, 2018