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Glitch Music

Music with very processed and syncopated percussion, such as artists like The Synthetic Dream Foundation, Autechre, Amon Tobin, and Squarepusher. It is typically electronic and down to mid tempo.
Autechre and The Synthetic Dream Foundation make killer Glitch music
by glitch music god August 6, 2013
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Musical Bitties

When a guy likes a girl and gets shut down, then goes on to liking her friend and goes on to another friend after getting shut down again, etc.

Like playing musical chairs but with girls.
Sally, Suzie and Sarah were best friends. Jack liked Sally until he realized he had no chance with her. Then Jack went for Suzie. After Suzie shut Jack down he tried to go for Sarah. Jack was playing musical bitties.
by TheBitties August 20, 2013
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Musical Battleships

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat
me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.
by drkatt June 20, 2012
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Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.
When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.
by iviesmith October 24, 2011
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Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.
Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.
by Timothecles October 7, 2023
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Epic the Musical

One of the best music series ever written. It has been written by the genius that is Jorge Rivera-Herrans, and is about Odesseus' journey.
Person 1: Have you listenen to Epic the Musical today yet?

Person 2: No not yet, i will listen to one of its songs right now
by PigeonProtector April 5, 2023
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musical reset

When your taste in music changes after a few months
Man 1: I thought you hated emo music

Man 2: I had a musical reset
by A friendly goose August 9, 2023
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