The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
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Get the Mountain Gay mug.A gorilla tag tiktoker formally know as Mountain Dew GT, or his tiktok handle @mountaindewgt. Mountain Dew GT is known for being a tiktoker who makes a gorilla tag skits / funny videos. Majority of his viewers know him as a PFP maker, or a funny skit provider who can make different peoples day!
Hey {Name}, remember that one gorilla tag skit i sent you yesterday on discord?
Name: Yeah i do! that Mountain Dew GT guy? That skit was really funny lmaoo
Name: Yeah i do! that Mountain Dew GT guy? That skit was really funny lmaoo
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Get the Bernese Mountain Doggin mug.A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.
“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”
Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”
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'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023
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