mountain lion

50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw

sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body

bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?

gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.

by magsmen77 November 11, 2015

Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 14, 2020

Mountain Scooting

Riding a high powered off-road electric scooter on mountain bike trails

Mountain scooting is way more fun than mountain biking

by mry7 November 30, 2020

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock March 01, 2017

Smoky Mountains

Blowing smoke between a woman’s breasts

I went out with a guy last night and he totally gave me the Smoky mountains

by Herseyki$$e$ December 31, 2023

Mountain thighs

Mountain thighs are bigger, juicer,thicker,bouncier,jigglier,and more stackable than thunder thighs

"look at that girls mountain thighs!"

by Nathaniel the great December 15, 2024

Baby Mountain

When a woman who fat get pregnant and around the time she gets a "baby bump" its bigger than normal cuz she has a fat belly!!!

person 1: did you see ashleys' baby bump?

person 2: bitch that aint a baby bump thats a baby mountain

by gaffney2005 December 22, 2009