Sparx maths

The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)

Sparx maths is dogwater
ong bro ong

by Aesodynx May 21, 2023

math

1.BORING

Math is the only class kids fall asleep in.
teacher: today we are dividing negatives
class: UHHHHHHHHHHHH
teacher: oh come one it will be fun
Jimmy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Swiftsoul February 11, 2018

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

; in math

; in math means for to put x; & get x!/x

(50 + 27); = 67; ; in math

by chargingvindiction4 July 27, 2023

math warrior

someone who can't even do 77+33

bruh you fucking math warrior it's 110

by cowic June 12, 2022

Math

School's most painful, Shitty, Fucked up Torture Device ever.

Me: My time has come.
My bestfriend: R.I.P.

My Bestfriend: *Planning for funeral*
Parents: *Doesnt care since its only math.*

by Geek of the greek da the anime February 8, 2022

Sparx Maths

the definition of hell, made by someone who likes hates happiness. The bookchecks are unnesecary and the voices that they have to explain things sounds like theyre gonna cry. They think working in Amazon is a wet dream.

Person 1: bro, did you just hear?
Person 2: nah, what?
Person 1: the creator of Sparx Maths just died
Person 2: yip

by Chiknbiscuit November 7, 2023