jose

he’s a real sk

it’s mean he’s a real sick unt & that’s definitely a jose

by user021474447 November 21, 2021

Jose

He is eventually personally attracted to guys with fat dicks, he is probably one of the most horny person you could ever meet & he will try to fuck anything living thing such as dogs, cows, & anything he can get his hands on.

Today I meet Jose and I didn’t like him.

by Alfonso P. November 21, 2021

Jose

Most likely a water or fire sign
Probably likes another girl

Smooth player(acts like he isn’t but he is)
Connections through his family

“Yk Jose right?”
“The one who’s always talking to someone new?”
“Yeah, how do you know him?”
“I’m friends with his cousin. I knew him since he was young”

by Moist door handle November 21, 2021

Josing

The act of taking a poop before showering, and wiping with your hand in the shower instead of toilet paper.

Dude, josing is so much better than wiping. It doesn’t waste toilet paper, and it feels good

by Wafflesusser67 April 9, 2024

Jose

A really attractive strapping young lad that is definitely going to be fucking the entire cheerleading squad at your local highschool, no matter what country you live in. His testosterone levels are so damn high they could be compared to the potency of the ash cloud that emerged from Mount Vesuvius. His high testosterone level also gives him the ability to travel back in time and he is known for making sudden appearances in historical photographs. He can often be found rizzing up your girlfriend, and he's not afraid of fucking lesbians. If anything, he seeks lesbians out. He also has an iq of 160 which is why he has been able to evade the FBI for the last 60 years.

Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"

Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?

(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)

Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"

by dskvnjefdv April 15, 2024

jose s

literally one of the most manipulative people in the world. scrawny and toxic. tries to blame everything on depression and asthma.

"i have a caca boyfriend"
"whats his name"
"jose s"

by LA6 April 30, 2024

Jose

The prettiest, most handsome boy ever. He’s very smart and creative and the funniest person ever. He’s so handsome that you can never keep your eyes off him, he’s pure perfection <3

I wish my boyfriend was as cool as Jose

by jellystarz May 19, 2024