left earth

High as fuck

Bro I left earth last night

by Cash Carti. June 03, 2017

Left on Lyndale

A project or undertaking which obviously will never be completed.

Have you heard about the Swanson account? It's a disaster! A real Left on Lyndale from the start

by freddyxx May 17, 2011

Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 08, 2018

Someone left the cake out in the rain

Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.

Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.

by Dogenero September 22, 2022

Memories follow me left and right

song left and right by Charlie Puth

Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right

by sussybaka7769 March 05, 2023

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 06, 2021

the left twix

A type of chocolate Not similar at all the the right twix because it has a better chocolate to wafer ratio and tastes better over all. That's why the left twix is sold out must of the time because it tastes way better

The right twixs tastes nothing like the left twix. They are both diffrent

by Be_my_telletubby?? February 20, 2018