Evan is an amazing person yet many are easily intimidated by his intelligence and his goals in life. Evan is very closed off yet very social if you get in his circle never let him go he is easily gonna be the person who will help you and guide you to a safe pathway but once he finds the one he loves he will be with them on the path till the end of time.If you are evans lover you are the luckiest person alive no one will ever understand you as much as evan and on that note love you unconditionally. evan is quick to his opinions and sticks with them for as long as he believes,he doesn’t like getting proven wrong because most of the time he is right. evan will most likely end up successful and he will stick up for himself during life down an successful path, he is the most charming comfortable guy you’ll ever meet and funny i mean he could be a comedian.he is also hot asf i mean HOLY CRAP!!! and he will be madly in love with who he is with now forever.
by bumwatergreywater November 2, 2022
Get the Evanmug. a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off
by kyliefleming November 8, 2020
Get the evanmug. Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
by KlausMik August 9, 2022
Get the Martyn Evansmug. a stupid fucking nigger whos a blatant racist and fascist. People use his mom like a fleshlight (or so they say) and always crack jokes about her stinky loose pussy.
i hate niggers - probably evan
by mrnwordman July 5, 2025
Get the evanmug.