Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.

While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018

sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.

Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Tapatio docking

Same as docking (when two people force their pienises together hard enough that their forskins touch) except they are both wearing sombreros.

He Mark, I got the sombreros for my birthday and I’m feeling frisky. I was wondering if you want to come to my house and try tapatio docking?

by Smellmyfinget January 12, 2019

Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.

ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.

by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019

skinny dickin

To be fucking around or joking.

Jimbo said he didn’t teamkill, to which Clim replied: you must be Skinny dickin

by Slimjimmy5678 February 4, 2019

James Ducking

The art of photoshopping yourself into another photo of yourself to make you look like two different people.

I spent the night James Ducking.

by I am the banks February 6, 2019

Dog dicking

The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.

Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.

by JP64 March 11, 2019