come late night

a phrase typically said by sketty bitches and esh dogs. Late night is basically saying to your parents that your shopping at the plaza during night but your really going to smoke weed on the bridge and meet up with your eshay friends and do sketchy shit
esh dog: oi ba come late night tonight
sketty bitch: ye cunt ill be there
esh dog: bring the bud
sketty bitch: hell yeah
by sketty ass bitches August 08, 2019
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No one is coming to save yo

Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."

Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."

Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"

Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."

Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"

Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"

Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"

Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."

Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"

Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"

Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"

Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."

Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"

Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
by Hym Iam July 03, 2024
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I'm coming with you.

"I'm coming with you." is a phrase, from Squaresoft's, and now Square Enix's, Final Fantasy Legend II. The original game, is Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densestu, and the remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. Priestess Kai/Ki, from this series, says this phrase, when she joins, the main characters, to fight her nemesis, Lord Ashura.
"I'm coming with you." I must help Goddess Isis, fight atheism! I found out, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, so now I happily believe in Isis, and also God again! Woohoo! Note I also said this, on the Yuzu Nintendo Switch emulator, site!
by I'mcrazy May 02, 2024
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Bling-come

Massive income, enough to support purchasing lots of "bling" jewelry and lavish accessories.
Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...

I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010
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bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
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Come Pumper

Hey big boy, I got a place for your huge piece-o-meat. Come ova here baby, park that come pumper right here. (Points to her drippin' wet snatch.)
by Minne-fuckin-sotaJIM October 31, 2019
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Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.
John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.
by Pilsenbro13 January 07, 2018
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