Catching the crazy turkey

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.

Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."

by Wig Wam December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

by MasterFast December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

To fornicate; to have sex

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.

by tcamack December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 14, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

catching the dragon

When you contract more than one STD from one sexual partner, and end up with burning pee, and explosive diarrhea from your mouth.

I was with this girl last night night and now I think I am catching the dragon.

by thedragoniswithme August 4, 2014