Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.

This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.

by xythadar February 4, 2010

Canada's History

the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.

guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?

by gdefelice February 4, 2010

New prime minister of Canada

Ronk Sing

"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"

by dasasasasdas December 8, 2020

Canada's History

n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.

When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.

!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!

by cl8^P February 8, 2010

i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.

“I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”

by koymal June 3, 2022