Why Me's?

(Why me's) is code for law enforcement

or can reference someone who repeats the same mistakes that land them in "Dire Straits"

depending on the context used

(Why me's?)-Here comes the why me's

by CWavey March 7, 2024

Why Me's?

(Why me's) is code for law enforcement

or can reference someone who repeats the same mistakes that land them in "Dire Straits"

depending on the context used

(Why me's?)- Here comes the why me's

by CWavey March 7, 2024

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Why should it not?

Nope. You deserve it you piece of shit.

Hym "Why should it not? There isn't an answer."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Why does it Hurt

that is exactly what she said last night

i was screwing ur nan and she said why does it hurt

by crazydog_ March 24, 2024

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.

You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

by Eric Altman January 20, 2026