by K0nrad January 27, 2020
The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
by Nunca dunakank June 14, 2019
When a monongahela man is hitting a black female from behind, and right before she is ready to cum, the male tells her "look out ", and when she turns around, the guy will pull a gun and shoot her in the face. She'll never see it coming.
by moncity April 29, 2015
by Uncle Tom 564 January 15, 2024
I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.
by Pooper holes March 23, 2016
Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.
Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.
Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.
Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.
Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!
Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!
Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
by Archdruid Creamblast July 17, 2017