Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.
“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”
by meowverseer May 07, 2022
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bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.
*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.
by Shwords February 03, 2010
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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 07, 2022
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Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............
"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"
by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022
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Bed Town

Where all your dreams come true.
Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro
by Muffin_Lord June 05, 2011
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bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 06, 2023
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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
by Harry Wallbanger April 23, 2006
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