Tommy jones

Is very Vlapped

TOMMY Jones is clapped

by Jjjjdndnuxndnchbdbcysn November 29, 2017

a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

frazer jones

Frazer jones is Hot dark hair caring and will do anything to protect his friends

Frazer jones: hey are you ok
Girl: no that guy is bullying me
Frazer jones: I'll go kick his ass

by Deane Sheffield November 30, 2018

Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES

Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones

by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020

Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.

Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!

by Caddyhooligan November 23, 2021

A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022

Joned It

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself

"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it

by LePawn November 5, 2020