calm yo grits

A hermit crab version of calm yo tits
Used by protective parents. Some kids never grow out of it.

Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

mink yo shit

The action of beating up someone with bare hands

-Aye man back up before I mink yo shit

by Bigdiccmarty September 26, 2021

snatch yo weave

The definition of snatch yo weave is to physically grab someone's hair or wig due to frustration.

"Watch out before I snatch yo weave"
"Shut up imma snatch yo weave"

by jo mama26 August 10, 2021

yo gabba gabba

the kids show that makes me happy, scared, and sad at the same time

yo gabba gabba, brobee or whatever

by veryhornyperson August 15, 2021

yo fuckin idiot

you fucking idiot man

yo fuckin idiot, this is my car.

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

Sizzlin yo moma

The act of trying to get girls but failing to the point of no return

Sizzlin yo moma: hey! r u a babe?
Girl: (grabs tazer) CREEPER!!!(tazes Sizzlin yo moma)

by hipsterjuice September 27, 2011

froyo yolo yo

Something amazing or “lit” if you will.

Person 1: *does a crazy trick*
Person 2: “That was so FROYO YOLO YO!!!

by litcrazymovieluvr May 21, 2023