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Boswell Band of Gold

Probably the worst marching band in the history of marching bands, and that's being nice. The Band of Gold couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket. Their colorguard looks like they were hand selected out of a bag of turds. Also, they are known uniform thieves. Yeah, the two different color sleeves were OUR idea. Jerks.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to the Boswell Band of Gold?
Guy 2: Yeah! They got last place at every competition EVER.
Guy 1: Let's go watch The Spirit of Saginaw Band. I hear they ROCK!
Guy 2: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
by FuzzysTacos July 24, 2011
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best band ever

The best band ever is also known as Lynyrd Skynyrd; other bands wish they could be as hot.
1)Lynyrd Skynyrd is some sexy shit.

2)Lynyrd Skynyrd is so f***in hard, the way it's supposed to be.
by free bird April 12, 2005
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rubber band man

(N.) one who is representing the struggle by keeping a fat wad of $ at their side and maybe also some bitches in rubber band thongs.
But why a rubber band? It representin' the struggle man.
-T.I., "Rubber Band Man"
by Hu$tleMang April 6, 2004
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band-me-down

a musical instrument that has been in the family for many years and is finally being put to good use by your kids in the 90's.
John: You know that tuba your dad has?
Lil: what about it?
John: we can use it!
Dad: then it is a band-me-down!
John and Lil: DAD!
by goodandbadeveryday December 13, 2019
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David Matthews Band

David Matthews Band is a collection of words that informs the name of David Matthews Band
person 1:What is David Matthews Band called?

person 2: David Matthews Band is called David Matthews Band
by David Matthews Band October 17, 2021
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Symphonic band auditions

Nervousness incarnate where 70% of the people who make it are favorites or the teacher is evil
Man I'm so nervous for my symphonic band auditions
by Wisdomdagger May 17, 2019
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