Willy wonka😈

Willy Wonka is my daddy. He can ❤️rail❤️ me. I love him, he’s so hot😭

Who’s the best chocolate maker?
That’s willy wonka😈 ofc

by Leoswhore September 7, 2020

chilly willy girl

a girl who feigns sickness and/or poverty to gain an advantage.

She is such a chilly willy girl, calling in sick and crying to get off work and to go out and party.

by mlb10 December 8, 2009

one-arm willy

The man/female covers their arm with lube the receiving partner gets in doggy style position and spreads their asscheeks the lubded one punches their anus and in one motion shoved their entire arm into the receivers anus

My ass hurts tom gave me a one-arm willy last night

by dookie69999 April 11, 2014

Big Dick Willy

A nigga who scam and use btc who got all the treeshes

Tyrone called him self Big Dick Willy because he fucked Jessica raw dog in the stair case.

by BigBlackCocky January 28, 2018

jam willy whacked

when a place you enter is packed, like a pub or hall and there is no room to move

punter "busy in there tonight?"
bouncer "its jam willy whacked mate!"

by hank cambell September 8, 2008

poo willy bottom

One who enjoys the bottom of the penis in they're nasal cavity

I had poo willy bottom last night Charles, it was rather splendid don't you know.

by tjhooker November 24, 2006

hit the willie on the foreskin

A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.

Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(

by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008