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Whale

Whales are so overated
Kid:
Me: I did not know you thought of ur mom that way
by Kanepg April 4, 2022
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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
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oh look at that whale its flying!
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Whale

Whales are robots created by the government to eat political dissidents.
I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".
by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021
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Great white whale

A whale that thinks it is a shark.
He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
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"Your mother is a whale"
by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021
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Your mom according to that one toxic kid in game voice chat
Your mom is a whale
by 87t6hhjm9j9 February 14, 2021
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