Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
by Operatorfailure January 19, 2021
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1962 Van Euhton contraption

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly
"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"
by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020
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Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.
When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.
by Glimmer February 10, 2021
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Van Vag

Brother, i scored some crazy van vag last night!
by hamblr March 20, 2023
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Island van

a gangmember, lives on a island has 17 inch dick soft, shirt always off just being straight nigga. :natural habitat: Around Dollar generals or trash cans.
Hey look at that island van digging through our trash

OR

Hey look at that island van throwing up gang signs
by Island van April 09, 2023
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Van Tha

a smart, beautiful person that works hard everyday . she loves her parents very much and she is a great cook. she’s very sassy but funny and she may look mean at first but she’ll be the nicest person you meet
“Van Tha is so smart, I wanna be friends with her.”
by anontt November 20, 2023
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Billy van der Vlugt

The most epic boy ever who is cracked at apex and fortnite
by belugas poggers frog November 30, 2021
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