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Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.
Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin
by kajmagician August 4, 2011
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twat crumble

A crumble from your waffle.
He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.
by tsnmikush September 23, 2017
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Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
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twat rag

term used in Southern US to describe someone who is mean or rude. Also used as a term of endearment between two jocks or two bros.
She cut me off on the freeway, that twat rag

Between two bros: You twat rag, you drank all the crown and didnt replace it!

Twat rag, I can believe you fucked her in the ass after she took a big shit and didnt wipe!
by SeanDSSS June 28, 2009
mugGet the twat ragmug.

Track Twat

Not limited to running exclusively, but the foul odor/moisture that is present in the pubis region of a female post-exercise.

The severity of Track Twat is directly proportional to the amount of pubic hair contained within the area in question.
"I found out the girl that I run with is a swinger. I'd totally bang her mid-run if it weren't for TRACK TWAT."

"I totally wanted to wear these panties out tonight, but I can't because of TRACK TWAT!"
by O-Dip February 20, 2010
mugGet the Track Twatmug.

Twat Pack

A collective of public transport using, suited, wheeled bag dragging imbeciles often found clogging up public transport networks just when you need to get to work.
Had to fucking slog my way through another massive twat pack getting here sugar flaps, hope your pleased with yourself.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
mugGet the Twat Packmug.

twat karl

while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter
DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!


yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
by Jack Starbucks March 12, 2009
mugGet the twat karlmug.

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