As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"

As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.

by musicishigh November 7, 2016

high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

Big ass trees

Really fucking big trees

Ima shove lots big ass trees up your ass if you don’t shut

by The real Jose October 24, 2019

Washington Cherry Tree

When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down

I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Peach Tree Dish

A word used by Georgian senators to describe what Bill Gates' artificial hamburger meat is made in.

Man, that burger was so bad, it tasted like it was grown in a Peach Tree Dish.

by The Phantom of the Sky June 12, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and have a computer this game is a must have!

My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 30, 2022