left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024

took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021

Left-handed taco

Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.

I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.

by KD123 July 16, 2016

lefting lefteroo

When you are taking a sharp left turn in a car

lefting lefteroo up here

by squidwardgoesurban April 19, 2020

left at london

A transgender musician is well known on vine for the haha I do that vine

Did you know that left at London made haha I do that

by BakedBeanBrooke May 22, 2021

Left for the Ghost Zone

Died, passed, ceased to be, life has passed them.

My dog left for the Ghost Zone, recently.

by zimmygirl777 January 14, 2024

Left for the Ghost Zone

Died, passed on, deceased, moved on, ceased to be, life has passed them, no longer drawing breath, left the mortal plane.

Grandma left for the Ghost Zone.

by zimmygirl777 November 22, 2024