Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T
An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017
The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).
Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill
by Machine1984 May 11, 2022
A GRIFFIN GANG TEAM TEST TRADITION CREATED BY SOME ANONYMOUS GRIFFIN THAT ROBERT MICHAEL GRIFFIN HAD TO PULL THREW AND NOBODY KNEW TILL IT NEVER ENDS AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS...🪵🪓
Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 07, 2020
When a woman or man is giving oral sex and is able to swallow the male member in her or his mouth until their nose touches the stomach of the person they are conducting oral sex on .
by VyStar November 22, 2021
by CarlosTheTurtle September 05, 2021
The way a woman determines whether or not the man makes the cut. A psychological dig or jab. Can be conscious or unconscious. The superficial goal is to get the man triggered. The underlying objective is to see him win, either by showing conviction or apathy to her cute little game. The frequency and consistency of his passing will be inversely related to her frequency of shit testing him.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
“What y’all doin Friday? Me and Aubrie found this dope joint…cheap ass drinks and shrimp tacos are fireee”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
by NggaDicChnk August 13, 2024