Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.
I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter
by thetruthsayer June 11, 2015
Get the tree surgeon bantermug. An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.
by PossiblyGodJkHeDoesntExist September 4, 2017
Get the tree gang warmug. Friend 1: Look at those two guys, they look about 6 foot tall
Friend 2: Yeah, we can put our short 5"0 girl friend between them to compare heights
Friend 1: Yeah it looks like a flower between trees
Friend 2: Yeah, we can put our short 5"0 girl friend between them to compare heights
Friend 1: Yeah it looks like a flower between trees
by Jessalynn Levinson October 2, 2017
Get the Flower between treesmug. The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”
by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021
Get the The tree trunk maneuvermug. My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:
My stupid ass:
by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 30, 2022
Get the Wise Mystical Treemug. by Ricky Dump March 1, 2009
Get the Tree bark Donutmug. When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Washington Cherry Treemug.