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Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.
Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'
by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022
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roytheboy's law

ban kneesgrow
please ban kneesgrow mods, he is being a nuisance according to roytheboy's law
by dickmichigan May 3, 2021
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Lauren's Law

Any time you have a day where you can sleep in, it will be ruined by some "plan" the following day that you had no clue about.
Mom: Huh, why are you so tired??

Me: Well, Lauren's Law came into play and for some reason I had a driving lesson that made me unable to sleep in. So now I'm exhausted.
by Fraccy February 20, 2021
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Polybius’s Law

Polybius’s Law states, “Most, if not all opinions stated on the internet, come with an argument.”

Ex. An online statement that something is better, will, more often than not, start controversy in the replies section, or via other means of “rating”. “liking”, or “responding”, to said statement.

It was originally used by YouTube user “Polybius_223_YT” on the comments section of multiple videos, where disagreements are/were present.
There’s an argument, showing Polybius’s Law at work.
by Polybius_223 May 23, 2022
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Kneesgrow's Law

If you have to ask if a game is worth x amount of money, the answer is no. Just pirate it my guy. /cooler
"Is game worth 60 dollars."

"No, just pirate it. It's Kneesgrow's Law."
by Johnny Grow May 3, 2021
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Law of Okan

The "Law of Okan" states, that an Individual is more likely to be unemployed in direct correlation to how stupid they are.

It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
A: How come all our stupid friends are unemployed now?
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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Roberts' Law

The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.
My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.
by MagicPotato January 17, 2017
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