by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
Get the Canadamug. by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the The Gulf of Canadamug. Canada is a country in North America, straddling the Arctic, Atlantic, Pacific Oceans and the Hudson Bay. It is the second-largest country in the world just after Russia and it's population is 38,131, 104. It has 3 territories and 10 provinces : the ten provinces are British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island. It's territories are Nunavut, Northwest Territories and Yukon.
As seen in the GIF, the flag of Canada is a white field with red stripes on the hoist and fly, and a square in the cebter, in a 1:2:1 ratio. Inside the white square, is a stylized maple leaf.
As seen in the GIF, the flag of Canada is a white field with red stripes on the hoist and fly, and a square in the cebter, in a 1:2:1 ratio. Inside the white square, is a stylized maple leaf.
by LemMoon September 10, 2021
Get the Canadamug. The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup
Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Silent Bob 420 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada
-A 3rd world country, where the lazy government tried to fake their status into a developed country. All they did is doing bribery to journalists for their fake status.
Canada had ticked all of the boxes of features of 3rd world communist country:
- 1. No real legal law.
a. There is only minimal compensation punishment for any crimes, even very serious ones. Nobody is accountable in this country, from top to bottom of the Canadian society.
- 2. Corrupted Police, especially RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
a. RCMP policemen often rape their own female police. Even in 21st century. Search keywords: "Kimberly Cadarette", "RCMP sexual harassment settlement", "Catherine Gallliford".
b. Coward and Sinister RCMP: instead of solve the criminals, the police solve and bully the victims, so that police don't have to face the scary criminals. Search "Mona Wang".
- 3. Authoritarian, Communist and Corrupted Government.
a . Public sector counts 20% of Canadian work force. 1970s East Germany.
b. Huge phone bills due to telecom companies' monopoly in this country.
- 4. No functional medical service.
a. Canada might had the longest line up in getting a surgery done.
b. Your Canadian surgeons and doctors enjoys murdering patients without any tiny amount of repercussions. Search 'Scorched Earth' on 'Medical Malpractice' in 'Canada'.
c. Public healthcare's monopoly. Private healthcare banned!
-A 3rd world country, where the lazy government tried to fake their status into a developed country. All they did is doing bribery to journalists for their fake status.
Canada had ticked all of the boxes of features of 3rd world communist country:
- 1. No real legal law.
a. There is only minimal compensation punishment for any crimes, even very serious ones. Nobody is accountable in this country, from top to bottom of the Canadian society.
- 2. Corrupted Police, especially RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
a. RCMP policemen often rape their own female police. Even in 21st century. Search keywords: "Kimberly Cadarette", "RCMP sexual harassment settlement", "Catherine Gallliford".
b. Coward and Sinister RCMP: instead of solve the criminals, the police solve and bully the victims, so that police don't have to face the scary criminals. Search "Mona Wang".
- 3. Authoritarian, Communist and Corrupted Government.
a . Public sector counts 20% of Canadian work force. 1970s East Germany.
b. Huge phone bills due to telecom companies' monopoly in this country.
- 4. No functional medical service.
a. Canada might had the longest line up in getting a surgery done.
b. Your Canadian surgeons and doctors enjoys murdering patients without any tiny amount of repercussions. Search 'Scorched Earth' on 'Medical Malpractice' in 'Canada'.
c. Public healthcare's monopoly. Private healthcare banned!
Victim in Canada : Hi, there is gangsters having a noisy party at midnight here.
RCMP of Canada: - arrived one hour later after the gangsters left the neighborhood, played loud engine sound to wake up the victim who just managed to fall back to sleep 5 mintutes ago.
Victim: Waited 30 minutes for the RCMP to stop their engine.
RCMP: Will not stop their engine.
Victim: Lit up the bedroom in order to see why RCMP is waking him up.
RCMP: Startled by the light from the victim's lit up bedroom window and quickly drove away.
RCMP: Gosh, I was startled by everything, but let me bad mouth the victim in the police report. After all, bullying the weaker victim is always a savvy idea than writing anything about the gangsters in case of gangsters not happy with my words. Ya know, bullying the victim can also make my day! Let me write some beautified words about the gangsters so they won't get mad at us the police, because we RCMP are really afraid of gangsters.
RCMP of Canada: - arrived one hour later after the gangsters left the neighborhood, played loud engine sound to wake up the victim who just managed to fall back to sleep 5 mintutes ago.
Victim: Waited 30 minutes for the RCMP to stop their engine.
RCMP: Will not stop their engine.
Victim: Lit up the bedroom in order to see why RCMP is waking him up.
RCMP: Startled by the light from the victim's lit up bedroom window and quickly drove away.
RCMP: Gosh, I was startled by everything, but let me bad mouth the victim in the police report. After all, bullying the weaker victim is always a savvy idea than writing anything about the gangsters in case of gangsters not happy with my words. Ya know, bullying the victim can also make my day! Let me write some beautified words about the gangsters so they won't get mad at us the police, because we RCMP are really afraid of gangsters.
by hey123hey123 March 10, 2024
Get the Canadamug. by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.