Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself

My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

The cutest angel on earth💗

He's Machine Gun Kelly...

by cometstarzxx August 28, 2023

machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Dancing machine

The term "dancing machine" has two main meanings:

1. Literal Meaning:

It can literally describe someone who is an exceptional dancer. This person might have impressive technical skills, natural rhythm, and the ability to captivate an audience with their moves.
2. Figurative Meaning:

More commonly, "dancing machine" is used figuratively to describe someone who dances with great enthusiasm and enjoyment, regardless of their actual skill level. It emphasizes their love for dancing and their energetic approach.

Examples of Usage:

Literal: "She's a dancing machine! Her footwork is incredible."
Figurative: "My uncle isn't the most graceful dancer, but he's always the life of the party – a real dancing machine!"

by Nassan Grande July 11, 2024

ATM Machine

A machine that forces you to pay it to get access to your rightfully owned money. Also a popular job career for criminals

"Hey, can we got get Popeyes"

"Hold on, I gotta get money from the ATM Machine first"

by hairy penus May 17, 2023

The Machine

A skinny ass white boy with a yee yee ass hair cut

Guy: yo is that the Machine?

by JuiceTheKidd April 21, 2020