Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021

paper contractor

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.

At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.

by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022

Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

The federalist papers

Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!

hamilton wrote most the federalist papers

by Blaneyfan12 September 11, 2023

Paper cut

A sexual act in which one partner will vigorously slide their tongue in between the others lips.

Ouch I got a paper cut. That’s nothing let me show you a real paper cut.

by Feisty popcorn May 16, 2021

Sand Paper

Sand paper is what you get from skinning a middle eastern person.

"I'm gonna sell sand paper on the black market", said Pat with a laugh.

by apocacockfuckmyass October 7, 2016

Paper

A form of thin material press to hold it's shape a thin a possible, some retain shape, others retain art of language or view.

Paper would be better made of keef.

by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021