Guy 1: woah that chick is a hoe bag...
Guy 2: no... shes much more than that. shes a whole bag of hoe
Guy 2: no... shes much more than that. shes a whole bag of hoe
by mick14731 September 05, 2006
An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.
Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.
Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.
Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."
"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
by staciekins86 May 01, 2011
''it's rainin hoes'' in this bitch
by thta girl December 16, 2009
by 3.1414 November 13, 2016
An annoying bitch who "loves" a guy after meeting him at a college foam dance party, and she doesn't even go to the college.
1: "Who is that girl that wrote I love you on your facebook wall?"
2: "Oh, that's just a foam hoe I fucked the other night"
2: "Oh, that's just a foam hoe I fucked the other night"
by auoj January 17, 2011
A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.
by dirtyd45678 February 20, 2016